{"id":1476,"date":"2014-10-17T21:36:50","date_gmt":"2014-10-17T19:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2014-10-19T19:03:12","modified_gmt":"2014-10-19T17:03:12","slug":"kylymaa-pimmeeta-ja-vituttaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Kylym\u00e4\u00e4, pimmeet\u00e4 ja vituttaa."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_6693.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1488 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_6693-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6693\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1488\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_6693-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6693\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>17.10.2014<\/strong><br \/>\nPaskojen remonttien perjantai. Eli k\u00e4vin suosiolla hakemassa manuaalisen pr\u00e4ssipumpun Homonetist\u00e4 vaan eih\u00e4n se \u00f6ljyn perkele oikein sill\u00e4k\u00e4\u00e4n perille mennyt. Pakkasta oli -7C ja vaikka sit\u00e4 huilea kuinka l\u00e4mp\u00f6hauteessa piti niin se perkele kerkesi j\u00e4hmetty\u00e4 ihan t\u00f6nk\u00f6ksi pumpussa &amp; letkuissa eik\u00e4 menny lootikkohon lainkahan. Hitonmoinen sotku sek\u00e4 konenhuoneessa &amp; pihalla. Kokeilin viel\u00e4 akkuk\u00e4ytt\u00f6isell\u00e4 s\u00e4hk\u00f6pumpulla vaan sama ongelma, litku kerkee hyyty\u00e4 ja jumittuu pumppuun. Vitutti jo niin paljon ett\u00e4 annoin s\u00e4hk\u00f6pumpun savuta kaikessa rauhassa ihan loppuun asti eli siihen ku se heitti kipin\u00e4t perseest\u00e4\u00e4n ja kuoli. Onneks on kuitti tallessa ja takuu voimassa, huomenna k\u00e4yn uuden tilalle. H\u00e4h-h\u00e4h.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Siin\u00e4 reutoessa t\u00f6n\u00e4isin etuvalojen korkeuden s\u00e4\u00e4t\u00e4j\u00e4\u00e4 sen verran kovasti ett\u00e4 se rusahti rikki kuskinpuoleisesta p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 ja umpio muljasti ymp\u00e4ri ku Marty Feldmanin silem\u00e4. Apurin puoli olikin jo valmiiksi rikki ja umpio kiinni teipill\u00e4. Semmone museoajokki on t\u00e4m\u00e4, Patarouvaksi ristin h\u00e4net. Osuva nimi miun mielest\u00e4.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Vaan sitten tuli onneksi taas niin kylm\u00e4 ja pime\u00e4 ett\u00e4 voi l\u00e4hte\u00e4 rauhassa sis\u00e4lle m\u00f6k\u00f6tt\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Perseest\u00e4 oli ID -miehen perjantai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17.10.2014 Paskojen remonttien perjantai. Eli k\u00e4vin suosiolla hakemassa manuaalisen pr\u00e4ssipumpun Homonetist\u00e4 vaan eih\u00e4n se \u00f6ljyn perkele oikein sill\u00e4k\u00e4\u00e4n perille mennyt. Pakkasta oli -7C ja vaikka sit\u00e4 huilea kuinka l\u00e4mp\u00f6hauteessa piti niin se perkele kerkesi j\u00e4hmetty\u00e4 ihan t\u00f6nk\u00f6ksi pumpussa &amp; letkuissa eik\u00e4 menny lootikkohon lainkahan. Hitonmoinen sotku sek\u00e4 konenhuoneessa &amp; pihalla. Kokeilin viel\u00e4 akkuk\u00e4ytt\u00f6isell\u00e4 s\u00e4hk\u00f6pumpulla vaan <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/?p=1476\" class=\"more-link\">...jatka lukemista<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \"Kylym\u00e4\u00e4, pimmeet\u00e4 ja vituttaa.\"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1489,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/1489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulifer.net\/paku\/blogi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}